
Ok mister Governor, if you could just stand right over there.. yup, right there, and if I could get you to place one hand on your hip, and your other hand stongly on the map, uhh yeah, right there. Nope, just move it over a bit to your left.. that's Nevada. There you go.. Great. *click* Really great. *click* Ok, move your hand around a bit so it looks like your pointing at the fires. *click* Awesome. This is really front page material. *click click*
Wow, the way it is so hot out here and smells of burning, it almost reminds me of filming my movies.
Interesting. Which film sir?
Any one of them that used real fire. Doesn't it smell like real burning wood out here? Incredible!
Sir, you are aware we are in the middle of very real and very dangerous wildfires.
Hahahaha, listen to dis guy! Hahaha the silly man with a camera. We are in Hollywood! Nothing is burning, dis is very complicated and modernicated computerized images. What we are doing is filming for a television series about the governor.. me.. Arnold, going out and personally destroying the fires before the fires start destroying California. I will use my bare hands. It will be a sensational cinematic event, and it will of course be in 3D.
Ok. You let me know how that goes for you.
I love you forever.
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